Sheen and Heard!

The tiger-blooded warlock is at it again! Around the country, Charlie Sheen's name is on the tongue of many influential people! A few months ago, Charlie Sheen claimed that he "showed people magic" through his illicit drug use.

Instead of the usual paragraphs interwoven with transitioning quotes from Mr. Tiger Blood himself, here is a quick rundown:

• His show, whatever the hell it is about, sold out in minutes in Detroit and Chicago. Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Show" may be gracing a city near you: New York City, Boston, Cleveland, Columbus (OH), and Wallingford (CT). This is all the Ticketmaster description says: "Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me." No, that isn't cryptic at all, now, is it? One dollar from every ticket sold will go to benefit the earthquake victims in Japan. I hope that he knows that they need food, medical care, and other human necessities- not hookers and cocaine.

• Donald Trump has had a lot to say about Sheen when he appeared on David Letterman: "I'm a little bit impressed by him - we've seen worse," said Trump. "There's a great interest right now in Charlie Sheen, and you know ratings do mean something...I told Brooke's parents: you can't let your daughter marry him...We've seen worse!" Maybe Trump will see him when his tour graces the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, NJ.

• Charlie Sheen has been compared to Lil' Wayne. Both are on tour, have stage names, and are drug users. Lil' Wayne claims to be a martian while Sheen says that he is a tiger-blooded warlock with Adonis DNA. What do you think- a new bromance?

• Christian Day, a warlock from Salem, MA, says he will be attending Sheen's tour. “When we go to see Charlie Sheen, we will be working our energy, muttering our spells...The reality is, this is a man who needs healing. And if he wants to bring us up on stage and have us offer him healing—we’ll do it...When a witch heals somebody, we try to see that person in our mind’s eye, in their most perfect state...I don’t visualize them as a sick person—I visualize them healthy. And when I imagine that in my mind’s eye, that takes the first step in it becoming reality—it is the power of manifestation," Day explained.

• Apparently, we can think Bret Michaels for this: "I can say this about Charlie right now. Charlie has been nothing but a great friend to me, nothing but a great friend...I showed him how to destroy a hotel room, and he showed me how to edit and work on film. It was great.I showed him how to lose a lot of money, and he showed me how to make a lot of money. It was fantastic!" Thanks, a**hole!

• Last night, Charlie Sheen gave us yet ANOTHER surprise! The passionate star hugged Mark Cuban and gave Jimmy Kimmel a kiss right on the lips! On the show, Kimmel was even kind enough to offer his band for Charlie Sheen's web-based show. "No, I can't stay...Sorry...Silence! I've got a show to write, dammit!" were his parting words to the crowd. However, they got t-shirts from him as his parting gifts.

What will the tiger-blooded, bi-winning warlock due next?